Kung Fu Robot Adventure: How to Make a Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich - Fun Cooking Activity for Kids' Lunchboxes & Family Bonding

Well of course I love this book. The needs to be a much higher literary presence of ninjas and angry chickens. I have under good authority that the author/illustrator was raised by a pack of wild truck drivers, before and after being abducted by aliens, where he was forced to draw robots every single day. And he may just also be a great big liar-head who simply refuses to grow up and has given up on being any sort of an acceptable adult.This book will change your life, even if you don't read it. I myself used it to deflect half a dozen throwing stars, and to distract a charging rhino... both on separate occasions of course. But ninjas on a rhino would be pretty cool. And on more than one instance i used to shield my eyes from seeing something embarrassing, which may or may not have been my own reflection.Either way, you should, if anything, buy this book as a token of sympathy on the author. He needs help supporting his relentless robot drawing habit and his ongoing quest to butcher the english language every single day as he just tries to make himself laugh out loud as many times as humanly possible. So there that about covers it.